We’ll just hire stand-ins for our Christmas Cards next year

posted on: Tuesday, December 30, 2014


Aren’t we cute? Didn’t we look a lot different five years ago? Are you buying this in the slightest? Spoiler alert: that’s not us. We’re just your all-American, hardcore, over-achieving procrastinators. Why change things up now?


Yep, I think we’ll stick with the stock photo. This, my dear friends, is why we don’t send Christmas cards.


As sad as I am to take down our Christmas tree, I’m actually really, really, really (REALLY) ready for what 2015 has to offer, so it’s actually okay that Christmas is over and out for 2014. Trust me, I never thought I’d say such things. It’s blasphemy! But, also, the truth. My word for 2015 is coming soon and the suspense is killing you, isn’t it? I KNOW.

Anywho, here are some photos my phone captured this Christmas. We’ll just start with the sass of that Penny Lane. Arms crossed and everything.

The Pioneer Woman Cinnamon Rolls

Harses, harses, harses.

I hope you all had the most wonderful Christmas! And Hanukkah!

P.S. We DID manage to add some new Christmas traditions, mostly involving food, which is shocking to approximately no one, I believe. See those cinnamon rolls? Ohhhhh those were sent from heaven and touched by an angel of butter, I tell you what. More on our Christmas and new traditions soon. I’m off to relax and soak up more time with Adam. It’s time to gear up for a whole new year! Whoop!