When the husband is away at work and the wife is stuck at home without a car, she will probably choose to hang with a certain Sir Benjamin and Sir Jerald for lunch. You know them as Ben & Jerry of course, but it sounded fancier that way. Like I was saying, she will grab herself a spoon and enjoy some of this caramel, sweet cream, toffee cookie, fudge peace sign goodness that is sure to achieve world peace. I think. I mean, come on? Ice cream for everyone! Or wait…Is that getting a little too “let them eat cake”? Forgive me, I blame the sugar high. Someone get this girl a vegetable, fast.